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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to buy a sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 – the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

"Good Lord!" says the husband. "You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
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:icon91stang:
~91stang Jun 23, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
That is way too funny! (and this easy reply rocks!)
:rofl:
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:iconbox87:
Serves her right for trying to rip her husband off $500. :D
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:iconbluespeed9:
`bluespeed9 Jun 9, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gross. :bucktooth:

:lmao:
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:icondjyuki:
!djyuki Jun 9, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
em jargão de quem é fã de jogos de PC:

"pwned"

:giggle:

coitada da mulher do cara...
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:iconskippyjr:
`SkippyJr Jun 9, 2006   Filmographer
:lmao:
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:iconsmuggler-of-mos-espa:
Why are you trying to make me laugh? Are you trying to distract me while the poor children steal my money? :|
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:iconimogene:
oh snap, harsh.

:giggle: ;)
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