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Overheard in New York

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 20, 2007, 11:46 AM

Overheard in New York


More at the site Overheard in NY

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen:  Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?



Wangsta teen:  Move, nigga, or I'll cut you with my knife!
Tween girl #1:  Oh my God! He said the 'n' word!
Tween girl #2:  Knife?



Woman:  Do you have a non-fiction section?
Book guy:  Well, everything that's not fiction is non-fiction. [Over] there's cooking, and there's history.
Woman:  No, that's not what I asked. Do you have a section for non-fiction?
Book guy:  Well, there are no non-fiction novels. Everything here that's not a novel is non-fiction.
Woman:  But you don't have a non-fiction section?
Book guy:  No. Everything that isn't fiction is non-fiction.

--Barnes & Noble, Staten Island



Guy, staring at girl:  You look like someone I know.
Girl:  It's me.
Guy:  Oh, hi Alexis. You look different at eight in the morning.



Girl #1:  I'm funny.
Girl #2:  No you're not.
Girl #1:  Yes I am. Everyone says I'm hilarious.
Girl #2:  Of course they do. That's because you aren't pretty.

--Virgin, Union Square



Teen boy:  Yo, why do they call it a quarter to 8? It's 15 minutes, and 25 is a quarter.
Girl:  Huh?
Teen boy:  If I say a quarter to 8, what time is it? It's 7:45, but that doesn't make no sense, it should be 7:35, a quarter is 25 not 15. You still don't get it do you?
Girl:  No, I get it, I get it.
Boy: It just doesn't make no sense.

--Q54 Bus, Queens

  • Mood: Joy
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:icontheloz:
Thanks Micah. Brilliant site. Other people are hilarious.

~Loz
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:iconlazybutt:
:lol: can't wait to read more, these are hilarious.
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:icongymnart:
~Gymnart Jun 22, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: :lmao: That was funny. I needed that. :laughing:
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:iconradiopooh:
very very funny
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:iconkevin:
`Kevin Jun 21, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
:rofl:
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:icongroovyteacosy:
~GroovyTeacosy Jun 21, 2007  Professional
:lmao: Those are good! And even funnier because they're real. :D

-well, hopefully real. :P
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:iconmicahgoulart:
Sometimes truth is harder to make up than fiction :)
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:icongroovyteacosy:
~GroovyTeacosy Jun 21, 2007  Professional
So true, so true. :giggle:
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:iconmiyamashi:
Oh, isn't it just wonderful to be able to laugh at stupid people?

I'm terrible.

Being observant is fun.
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:iconlledra:
Mood: Love ~lledra Jun 20, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO! That's great!

*sighs at the people*
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