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Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!

Winston Churchill: Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.


Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.


We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.


The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.


George Bernard Shaw: I invite you to come to my play and bring a friend ... if you have one.

Winston Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second ... if there is one.


History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.


MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.


Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.


He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.


I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.


If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.


When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.


We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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:iconindorock:
humourous, yet thoughtful...especially that last quote. superb!
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:iconrgnet:
~rgnet Jun 29, 2006   Digital Artist
:lmao: god thats cool.
:D
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:iconalcamin:
Great stuff! :) I always like this little incite Churchill made, you may know it: Golf is the best way to ruin a good afternoons walk. True and funny! ^^

Quote: History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. And he did. ;)

Good work for bring all of these together. I'll have to save it.
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:iconalcamin:
Yeah, it's pretty good. :) I'm sure there are loads of other ones just as good too.
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:iconbox87:
I like the last one... it's quite true :)
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:iconreiketsu-studio:
Spechless. Love it!
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:iconkazanekyo:
~KazaneKyo Jun 28, 2006  Professional Photographer
Brilliant! XD Very funny
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:iconftepainting:
that's hilarious! :lmao:
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~Viking-Heart Jun 28, 2006  Student Digital Artist
hahaha Genius xD
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